You took the leap. One day you're in Quebec, the next you're in Europe. Whether it's for work, love, school, or adventure — you're a Quebec expat. And there are things nobody told you before you left.
😅 Things you're guaranteed to experience
1. Your expressions don't land
You say "c'est correct" and people look at you like you spoke Klingon. You say "je suis tanné" and they ask if you got sunburned. You say "pantoute" and they think you're having a stroke.
Solution: Own it. Double down. Wear a tee that displays your expressions as false translations — at least people will ask questions.
We also have a full article on the funniest Quebec expressions — perfect for explaining to your European friends why you talk the way you do.
2. Cheese curds don't exist
Europe has 400 kinds of cheese. None that squick-squick. We covered it in our article on poutine in Belgium and Switzerland — there are solutions, but you have to look for them.
3. The word "char" causes confusion
In France, a "char" is a military vehicle. Not your 2019 Honda Civic. Same goes for "blonde" (your girlfriend, not hair colour) and "dépanneur" (not a repair shop, but the corner store).
4. Nostalgia hits at random moments
You can be perfectly happy in Paris on a Tuesday, and BOOM — you hear someone say "tabarnak" on the metro and you're tearing up. It's normal. We've all been there.
💪 How to keep your Quebec identity abroad
Join your community
- Réseau Québec-France: 61 regional associations in France — quebecfrance.org
- Facebook groups: "Canadiens à Paris", Québécois en Suisse", Québécois en Belgique " — thousands of members
- Saint-Jean events: Even abroad, June 24 gets celebrated. We wrote a full article on where to celebrate Saint-Jean in Europe
Find your local products
- Paris: Québecium (grocery + bistro, 17th arr.)
- Switzerland: Ma Poutine (online shop, poutine kits)
- Across Europe: Amazon and gourmet shops for maple syrup, but check local stores first
For more addresses, read our articles on Quebec restaurants in Paris and poutine in Belgium and Switzerland.
Show your pride
There's something powerful about wearing your identity. When another Quebecois spots you on the street in Lyon and sees your tee with a Quebec expression "translated" into Japanese — it's a moment of connection. A "hey, you're from here too" without even having to speak.
🎨 Our tees are made for this
At Khimera, we create illustrated t-shirts that turn our Quebec expressions into art. It's portable Quebec humour. Your identity, worn proudly.
And the best part? We ship anywhere in Europe. Printed at the production center closest to you.
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Free shipping starting at €59 in Europe. Free shipping starting at £49 in the United Kingdom.




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