Funny Baby Onesie Breastfeeding | Newborn Shower Gift
5–10 days Canada | United States. Tracking included.
Exclusive designs made in Quebec. Limited quantities.
Exclusive designs made in Quebec. Limited quantities.
3 a.m., cold bottle, diaper about to overflow — you need a onesie that owns the daily chaos out loud?
Between feedings, pumping sessions and nights where milk flows faster than your energy, sometimes you laugh so you don't crack. 🍼
This onesie is for parents who take breastfeeding (or bottle-feeding) with survival humour. Baby shower for the future nursing mom, morning photo where nobody slept but everyone's smiling anyway, or a little gift for friends discovering that "sleep" becomes theoretical by week three.
A newborn gift that makes the prenatal class crew smile, a visit to the in-laws without playing the perfect card, or a reminder that real parenthood isn't pastel Instagram filters — and it's okay to say it loud.
The finishing touch:
- premium soft cotton, high-definition printing that makes colours pop, sizes 6 months to 18 months
- Onesie in Quebec, baby bodysuit in France — same parental humour, two words
- Free shipping on the entire baby range — we also ship to France, Belgium, the United States and Switzerland. See shipping details.
Baby onesie — size chart
6M: Length 29.7 cm | Half-chest 22.1 cm
12M: Length 32.5 cm | Half-chest 24.9 cm
18M: Length 34.8 cm | Half-chest 27.2 cm
In inches:
6M: Length 11.7" | Half-chest 8.7"
12M: Length 12.8" | Half-chest 9.8"
18M: Length 13.7" | Half-chest 10.7"
Allow for +/- 2.5 cm (1 in) variance.
WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
3–7 business days
Free shipping on the entire baby range
CARE
• Wash inside out at 30°C
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron on the print
• Do not use bleach
