Funny Baby Onesie Sleepless Nights | Newborn Shower Gift
5–10 days Canada | United States. Tracking included.
Exclusive designs made in Quebec. Limited quantities.
Exclusive designs made in Quebec. Limited quantities.
Baby slept through the night… fifteen minutes, but still — you celebrated like you'd won the lottery?
Welcome to the club of parents running on cold coffee and hope. ☕
This onesie is for couples who know that "sleep like a baby" was invented by people without kids. Give it at the baby shower for the overconfident dad-to-be, put it on for the post-all-nighter photo in front of the crew, or buy it for yourself to own your own time zone without apologizing.
A newborn gift that speaks to new parents for real, a pregnancy announcement between friends, or proof you can laugh at your repeated wake-ups — no judgment, just self-deprecation.
The finishing touch:
- premium soft cotton, high-definition printing that makes colours pop, sizes 6 months to 18 months
- Onesie in Quebec, baby bodysuit in France — same exhausted-parent humour, two words
- Free shipping on the entire baby range — we also ship to France, Belgium, the United States and Switzerland. See shipping details.
Baby onesie — size chart
6M: Length 29.7 cm | Half-chest 22.1 cm
12M: Length 32.5 cm | Half-chest 24.9 cm
18M: Length 34.8 cm | Half-chest 27.2 cm
In inches:
6M: Length 11.7" | Half-chest 8.7"
12M: Length 12.8" | Half-chest 9.8"
18M: Length 13.7" | Half-chest 10.7"
Allow for +/- 2.5 cm (1 in) variance.
WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
3–7 business days
Free shipping on the entire baby range
CARE
• Wash inside out at 30°C
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron on the print
• Do not use bleach
