Funny Always-Late Tee | Fake Translation Coworker Gift
3–7 days worldwide | Tracking included.
100% premium cotton. Soft, durable, comfortable.
Exclusive designs made in Quebec. Limited quantities.
Got a coworker or buddy who always shows up fifteen minutes after "where are we?" — but you still invite them because they're impossible to hate?
This fake-translation tee is the perfect office gift: Chinese that looks ultra professional… until someone scans it with Google Translate. ⏰
The gag, no mystery for you: under the Chinese, the displayed translation says "Almost Employee of the Month." The real translation? Daily lateness champion. The trophy he actually deserves — let the boss scan the tee in a meeting or reveal the truth when he swears it was "traffic" again.
Give it to the king of "I'm on my way" who's still at the fridge, the grocery guy who treats the clock like a suggestion, or wear it yourself if you own your toxic relationship with the alarm.
Funny coworker gift, always-late buddy, or yourself when you want people admiring text they don't understand — yet.
The finishing touch:
- premium soft cotton, high-definition printing that makes colours pop, men's fit (S to 3XL)
- Tee in Quebec, tee-shirt in France — same translation joke, two vocabularies
- $2.99 shipping in Canada, free shipping from 2 t-shirts — we also ship to France, Belgium, the United States and Switzerland. See shipping details.
Our unisex tees are a regular fit.
• S: Chest 46 cm | Length 71 cm
• M: Chest 51 cm | Length 74 cm
• L: Chest 56 cm | Length 76 cm
• XL: Chest 61 cm | Length 79 cm
• 2XL: Chest 66 cm | Length 81 cm
• 3XL: Chest 71 cm | Length 84 cm
When in doubt, size up.
WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
3–7 business days
FREE SHIPPING
• Canada: starting at 2 t-shirts
• United States: starting at 2 t-shirts
• France: starting at 2 t-shirts
• Belgium: starting at 2 t-shirts
• Switzerland: starting at 3 t-shirts
CARE
• Wash inside out at 30°C
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron on the print
• Do not use bleach
