Funny Construction Site Tee | Fake Translation Worker Gift
3–7 days worldwide | Tracking included.
100% premium cotton. Soft, durable, comfortable.
Exclusive designs made in Quebec. Limited quantities.
Got a guy in your life who talks about "working hard" while half-holding a shovel — but still saves your basement reno?
This fake-translation tee is the perfect trap: Russian that looks like an honour title on a job site… until someone pulls out Google Translate. 🛠️
The gag, no mystery for you: under the Russian, the displayed translation says "The Best Worker." The real translation? Professional slacker. The diploma he never asked for — perfect for the guy who's been promising to finish the deck "this weekend" for three years. Scan it with the crew or reveal the truth when he plays job-site hero.
Give it to a contractor, a brother who lives in sandals on the site, or wear it to the convenience store Saturday morning when you made the same promise.
Funny construction gift, DIY buddy, or yourself if you own the gap between appearance and manual labour reality.
The finishing touch:
- premium soft cotton, high-definition printing that makes colours pop, men's fit (S to 3XL)
- The kind of tee you order in Quebec and find as a DIY tee-shirt in France
- $2.99 shipping in Canada, free shipping from 2 t-shirts — we also ship to France, Belgium, the United States and Switzerland. See shipping details.
Our unisex tees are a regular fit.
• S: Chest 46 cm | Length 71 cm
• M: Chest 51 cm | Length 74 cm
• L: Chest 56 cm | Length 76 cm
• XL: Chest 61 cm | Length 79 cm
• 2XL: Chest 66 cm | Length 81 cm
• 3XL: Chest 71 cm | Length 84 cm
When in doubt, size up.
WORLDWIDE SHIPPING
3–7 business days
FREE SHIPPING
• Canada: starting at 2 t-shirts
• United States: starting at 2 t-shirts
• France: starting at 2 t-shirts
• Belgium: starting at 2 t-shirts
• Switzerland: starting at 3 t-shirts
CARE
• Wash inside out at 30°C
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron on the print
• Do not use bleach
